What Should Harvard Call Me

When I realize it’s only monday

When huds serves yesterday’s lunch at dinner

When Das Racist headlines yardfest

When I have to go to class and there are a bunch of tourists in the yard

When someone is really drunk at a final club

When I try to do work on the weekend

When my adviser warns me that I shouldn’t take math 21a

at first I’m like

and then I’m like

When a freshman guy asks me what I’m doing tonight

When a TF who has been giving you A’s gives you a B+

When you find out a class you are in meets on Friday